Star if you like at least one of them!

NEW SLOGANS FOR FAST FOOD:

01. Burger King~ Fiber's for weenies!

02. Taco Bell~ Feeding pot heads with the munchies for .50 for 30 years.

03. KFC~ We're not a rap group, damnit!

04. Popeye's~ Buy your chicken from real cartoon character not an animated dead guy.

05. Mcdonald's~ Did somebody say McBypass?

06. Mcdonald's~New Cooler Coffee!

07. Domino's~ If your too wasted to drive, we'll bring your food to you!

08. KFC~ Hey, don't give your money to those racist bastards at Denny's!

09. Starbucks~ Now with 0.9% financing on the new Quad Macchito

10. Taco Bell~ Yo tengo flatulance

11. Wedny's~ If Dave doesnt give a rats ass about his cholesterol, why should you?

12. Taco Bell~ Working around the clock to invent new ways to combine the same 5 ingredients.

13. KFC~ It's KFCN' Awesome!

I got these from http://www.joke-archives.com/toplists/fastfoodslogans.html