Which of these Popeye the sailor man songs made you laugh?
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Popeye the sailor man
He lived in the frying pan
He turned on the the gas
And burnt off his @$$
Popeye the sailor man! Toot toot!
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Popeye the sailor man
He lived in the garbage can
He opened the door
And pissed on the floor
Popeye the sailor man! Toot toot!
The first one is better. Here is a star for you.
And one joke:
Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, “I slept with your mother!” The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, “I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!”
The other says, “Go home dad you’re drunk.”
One more:
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”
The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.”
sorry I don't like either but thanks for sharing.
2nd one..lmfao..here is a star for you..
Neither made me laugh out loud but I am having a smirk at them because of remembering them from my youth. The JCB Song had a similar effect on me