What’s the worst nickname that you’ve ever had?
I've had several. When I was like between 3-5 years old, a neighbord used to call me Muppet and I was always really annoyed everytime she called me like that and I didn't even know what a muppet was. I used to cry a lot.
When I was like 7, my cousin's huscand used to call me Olive Oyl (in TV Popeye's girlfriend) because I was too skinny
In 3rd and 4th grade I was called Peito (which means Little Fart in spanish) because I used to talk too much in class.
When I was in 5th grade, this 13 years old girl (that was in 5th grade too BTW) used to call me Sperm, she did it all the time... I didn't know what the heck was that and no1 would explain me.
When I was in 7th grade I was called Horse Face.
In 8th Grade I was called Barbie Carter (Ok, I kind of liked this one). Barbie because in a secret santa I asked for a Barbie and they were all laughting and Carter because I was obsessed with Nick Carter
In my Junior year I was called KP for KimPossible since my name is Kimberly
So as you can see, I've been called several things and there are some others that I don't remember. LOL!
Well in 3rd grade I was call godzilla just because I trip and fell on some chairs which I knock off. God that name stuck me through the whole year. The funny thing is that when I was in the 8th grade I see the kid that started to call me that and he started to call me that again! Well atleast I started to talk back to him since I wansnt little no more.
Well, my name is Judy, so one time, this one guy called me Gaydy. And also in class, these guys would call me Ju-di. and In vietnamese, ‘di’ means slu_t. =( How sad is that. I don’t really care about them cuz’ they’re stupid and just trying to be class clowns. You shouldn’t think too much about it either. Let people say what they want to say.
I’m not reading all that!
Penelope
Jungle bunny, Blobbit, and Bob up and down.
chica
Sh*t face… please don’t make me explain… brings bad terrible memories hahaha!
these girls called my maxypad cause they used to call me maxy ( theyhas a crush on me) my name is max
mine was once: Cheese bag, because I LOVE cheese, but not the name
I’m not reading the other part either, but my worse nickname was probably shoe lace, don’t ask. LOL.
meggi mee(its a kind of instant noodle) so it will go like Kumi Minami meggie mee and i hate it….when i ask them to stop they do it even more… =(..why are pple giving me thumps down….name calling its a bad thing..and it hurt me hello
i’ve been called gassy cassie by my neighbor when i was really young hahah for no particular reason, it just rhymed
yea through basically all of elementary school i was called
iwanna humpalot
cuz of austin powers
since my name is ivanna
in 7th grade, i was called charles. and i’m a girl! but ur nicknames r totally worse. i feel bad for u. =(
and forget shcharlie.
My worst was Dr. Death… I think yours were cute…
furn they called me furn in jr high
Nothing really horrible…but it is embarassing for your mom to call you "goony bird" in front of your friends.
when i was a kid everyone used to call me possum, now they call me mustard, because im very energetic and always the first to do something, im as keen as mustard,,, lol
Wow… you’ve had some bad ones!! LOL! The worst I’ve ever gotten is "Peaches", and my friend just call me that because it’s irritating. Other than that, nothing. Most people are too afraid of me (which I don’t understand. I’m not a bully. Never have been. Guess I’m just a little intimidating….) to give me degrading nicknames.
Pee Mason *sm*
Di……..I never liked that
ive had heaps, too.
butter fingers
computer geek
fat mama
fati
fatso
rat
mouse
tomato
porta (thats in Philippines~google it to find out wat it means)
etc
etc
my dad used to call me Pooter Brown when I was younger, how ebarassing UGHHHH lol hes stopped by now but i can just remember how angry i would get at him haha
"Goober", he went by that at home and in school. and yes, he also wore thick, black rimmed glasses.
Pooky
though i later found out that was Garfields teddy bear which made me happier
when i was
little my dad called me
monkey head lol
but i liked that name so..
i guess it wasnt one of the worste.
I have so many dumb nicknames it’s not even funny. My worst was probably J i z z. My friends used to call me Crawdizzle (my last name is Crawford) and eventually they shortened it to Dizz. Someone though it would be funny to mix my first name (Jessica) with my nickname and they came up with J i z z. Nice friends, huh?
sandrina, because my name is sandy
and also sperm cell…ah!
"Big Head Bitch"
Jungle Jane cuz I had messy hair… but I actually didn’t mind that too much.
"one arm kate!"
i was at a party and a bunch of people stayed overnight, and one of the drunk girls decided i looked like this girl kate who only had one arm, and she would shout "one arm kate" at me ALL NIGHT for five freaking HOURS, and i would drunkingly shout back that i have two f*cking arms, and she’d tell me that she hoped i didn’t hate her in the morning, one arm kate, ok, one arm kate? because i really like you, one arm kate. and, one arm kate, um… one arm kate do you like me?
…and when i left the room she’d talk loudly to other people about what a bitch one arm kate is, not realizing i was right outside the room… and now a bunch of my friends keep making fun of me for being one arm kate!, and they’ll just come up to me out of nowhere and be like one arm kate! one arm kate! do you hate me, one arm kate? one arm kate! (she very much enjoyed repeating herself millions and millions of times…)
i think they’ve even started (or at least i know they’re planning to start) a facebook club for people who love one arm kate. yeah, its pretty bad.
OH LOL. Thankyou for writing this! It’s nice when you get older and can laugh at the things people would say!
Let’s see…
I’ve been Bird, Fergus, Stench Ferguson, JibleT, Fatty, Narfdawg, Clutch, Dollar Bill, Jizzle, Farm Boy, Boy Band. And the list goes on…
Lol, it’s funny to try and think of everything.
Worst one. -ThreeJack- For my skilled putting.
I go by J-Rok now.
When I was in 3rd grade my own mother gave me the name Hogetta. My mom herself is and has been for a very long time about 300 pounds at 5 foot 1 inch. I was a fatty plain and simple cause my mom didn’t care about me or my family and let all of us eat whatever was on hand. Whenever any of us asked what was for dinner the answer was always "Whatever you can find".
I
Oh my..ive had…alot.Wow.okay
Noodles,because im so thin..ah. My parents put it in the dedication for the 5th grade yearbook! EEP
JELPI! when my friend texts kelsi on her phone if she writes to fast it turned out Jelpi and it stuck.
and Nick..i dont think i want to explain that one…haha. Its not Nick Carter but..hes in a band.
Not to mention the other horrid ones: Kelly,Kelsibop,Kelpi,Kelso
and Swinger….haha.oh my.nicknames
1-5 years old my nick name was "lets" (My older sister couldn’t pronounce Elisabeth so everyone just called me that)
5-11 my nick name was lizzard…lets had slowly turned into liz, and so came lizzard.
11-12 my nick name was black eyed lizzard because I got a black eye playing softball.
13 my mom drove me nuts calling me Libby lol.
14(now) My nick name is back to liz, most people I know thinks that that is my actual name.
The only people that call me Elisabeth is like doctors and old people….sometimes my mom calls me that.
friends of my family always called me crabby snabby abby. lol my name is abby. it always used to annoy me. when i was young and skinny they used to call me olive oyl and betty spagetti (which was a really popular toy then) lol those aren’t my worst though. i’d prefer not to go there. XD
LOL! I would actually like Muppet, I freakin love the Muppets. I’ve actually liked my nicknames, except my cousins kept calling me Claire since at one point I said I liked the name Claire. They called me it for years, man I hate that name now.
I got called whitie,white out ,light bright ,casper the friendly gost,pasty bitch,albino,
so after all of those kind of nick names I of corse went and a got Tan.
I miss my old super pale skin.
Motor mouth. You should have known me as a child. I said like a whole paragraph in one breath, and you would have cut your ears off if you were my teacher. I was giving a report. She friggin cut me off at the 3rd page.
I was called waterworks in high school, because every time I’d ride a bike, my eyes would water up. they thought i was crying because i hated exercise. I did.
Now my nickname is Jackhammer because of how hard i throw the ball when i’m bowling. As soon as I let go of the ball,
the pins were knocked down.
Looks like you have a harsh nickname past also. I loved the Horse face part! HA! I gotta use that sometime.
i have a few but none of them are too bad. for a while there was 2 eddies working on the same boat and one was me (tall and dark hair) and one was this german bloke who was short with blond hair so people started calling him blond eddie or little eddie and me black eddie or big eddie which i didn’t care for much coz it either made it seem like i was a black guy or like i’m a fatty which i’m neither i’m skinny and a white guy!!! and then they just started calling me blackie which some people still do. but i know this other guy who everybody calls "bail-out bailey" coz he tried to fuck with me once and i chucked him overboard but we were already underway so he had to swim 9 miles to shore. HAHAHA he f*ckin hates that nickname.
Let’s see…
Elementary School it was "Granddaddy long legs"
Middle School it was "Muck-Muck" by the kids…but my Track Coach called me Sunshine!!! (and still does to this day).
High School…they will just change what I type to *’s so I won’t say…not very nice though
My best friend’s little girl called me "Triss" because she couldn’t say Chris. Another friend’s child called me "Kiss" for the same reason…and the other kid called me "Piss" because she couldn’t say Chris…that one was embarassing in public. So I guess the last one was definitely the worst.
Missy Two shoes.. My dad strated calling me that when I was like 10 and ever sence then I have hated it when people call me that.. not quite sure why but i dont like it…
I personally haven’t had any nasty nick names but I have heard ones like;-
Prawn i.e. Shi* from brains
Tow Truck i.e Heading for a break down
Ankle i.e. three feet lower than (well I let you imagine the last word)
etc etc
Ginger Ale and Boozinia. My brother and sister call me that….sometimes….
Mock by my dad.
gw
Kym the Bim. By my brother. I have no idea what a bim is but I guess it rhymes with Kym and better than dim!
my grand father use to call me frog,he says because every time he sees me i jump up and down like a frog
i’ve never had any bad ones..
Stumpy
It was started as a derogatory term for forestry students at SUNY ESF by the SU cross campus kiddies.
But we knew it was a badge of honor
It became my camp name when I was working a scout camps for the summer.