What was your favorite naughty childhood rhyme?
Popeye The Sailor Man?
Jingle Bells, Batman Smells?
Joy the world, my teacher's dead?
Share your favorite childhood rhymes, and we'll vote to see which reigns surpreme
Popeye The Sailor Man?
Jingle Bells, Batman Smells?
Joy the world, my teacher's dead?
Share your favorite childhood rhymes, and we'll vote to see which reigns surpreme
Joy to the world, my teacher’s dead.
also-"up on a mountain, all covered in cheese
i shot my poor teacher, just like in my dreams
i shot her with pleasure, i shot her with pride
i couldn’t have missed her, she’s 40 feet wide"
There once was a man from Nantucket……..!
All of the one’s you listed. Add:
"Happy Birthday to you, stick your finger in poo…"
"In the land of Oz where the women wear no bras…"
"Cici my playmate, come out and play with me…"
Inappropriate version: *singing* CiCi my enemy come out and fight with me, and bring your weapons three, climb up my poison tree. Slide down my razorblades into my dungeon door, and we’ll be enemies for ever more!
The correct and appropriate version: *singing* CiCi my playmate come out and play with me, and bring your dollies three, climb up my apple tree. Slide down my rainbow into my tree house door and we’ll be jolly friends for ever more!
Anyone even remember this as a kid? lol
Little Miss Muffet,
Sat on her tuffet.
Eating her curds and wey.
Along came spider,
And sat down beside her,
And said, "What’s in the BOWL, b!tch ?"
i have a couple:
deck the halls with gasoline
fa la la la la
light the match and watch it gleam
fa la la la la
watch your school burn down to ashes
fa la la la la
aren’t you glad you played with matches
fa la la la la
here’s the other:
on top of a mountain all covered with sand
i shot my poor teacher with a rubber band
i went to her funeral
i went to her grave
instead of throwing flowers,i threw hand grenades
after all the explosions she still wasn’t dead
so i got my bazooka and shot off her head!
Colin