You guys probably already saw them but oh well

"Over the years, Dida has shown himself to be a very professional and sporting athlete, who even got back up after he was hit by a firework.” - Ancelotti on Dida

"I have an orgasm when I score a beautiful goal" - Afonso Alves on a goal

“My dear, my penis is a mountain" - Tony Henry after his mistake during the Croatian anthem at Wembley

“I’ll do Beckham by Christmas.” - Lindsey Lohan on Beckham

"Eddie Johnson reminds me of Eusebio" - Maradona on the American striker haha

“I don’t think any of the Croatian team would get into our team.” - Micheal Owen on their defeat to Croatia

“I will be beautiful again in four or five days.” - arrogant C Ronaldo after the Vucinic incident

“Despite the global warming, England is still not warm enough for him.” - Wenger on Reyes

“It is more than a football match now. It’s Clark Kent versus Lex Luthor, Popeye against Bluto. It’s good over evil.” - Chick Young on Scotland vs Italy
feel free to add your own
Well Frihah i have no idea!!