Spare me with your "conditions" Pactard.

This coming from a guy who constantly manipulates and abuses weight demands, and the fanboys eat that garbage up.

Too ‘little’ to fight Cotto at 147. But he’ll gladly take Miguel’s belt at 145.

Too ‘little’ to fight a 147 guy at 154. But he’ll gladly take a vacant belt at 154 at a 150 catchweight.

Too ‘little’ to fight a 154 guy at 154. But he’ll gladly let them announce him as a 154 title holder. Not his fault by the way – blame his management. He just wears the belt.

Too ‘little’ to fight Mosley after his one-sided beating of Margarito. Can’t do it unless it’s at 142.

Then ‘little’ man JMM, a 135 champ, calls him out for a 140 fight, and suddenly dude ate his spinach, sang “I’m Popeye the Sailor Man” and won’t fight below 147.

--Meanwhile Martinez NEVER made any such requests. All he wants is an opportunity to fight the guys ranked ahead of him in the P4P rankings. Guys who fought at super welterweight already. Sorry if those facts offend you & if you somehow think that's bullying you idol.

I feel like there are just so many problems in my own life and then there are people with their own problems who depend on me. I don't even know where to begin and how to balance everything. I feel like Popeye, when he needs his spinach! = S

anyone that really knows me knows that beer to me is like spinach to popeye...i would jump right out of that hospital bed and do the electric boogaloo.

POLL; would you beer me?

PS; no, i'm not in the hospital.

Would Popeye do well on Dancing with the Stars series?

I assume he would be the star, and he has all the cans of spinach he needs.

Should somebody tell Popeye not to eat anymore spinach cause of the e-coli outbreak ? or should we just let him die.

Can't popeye share a little?
SORRY TYPO:

What would the world of fighting be like if Kimbo Slice ate more spinach?

One time i was watching a episode of the Simpson's, I saw Homer trying to be Popeye and instead of spinach he used Mayo then his stomach growled... So then it got me thinking, what would happen if u too much mayo?

Popeye gets strength from spinach and Superman gets drained from Kryptonite.

Popeye just had his spinach

He ate spinach, Whimpie ate hamburgers, we had an Olive Oil and we had a Sweet Pea.

If ever two were one, then surely we would be inseparable.
You would feel my pain and I would feel yours.
Intertwined, we would move in unison.
Combined, our hearts would be united.
Synchronized, this is what we would be.
There would be no reason for arguments because I would know how to prevent them.
I would have your back and you would have mine.
We would be like Romeo and Juliet.
You would be my strength and my weakness.
Like Popeye, my spinach. Like superman, my kryptonite

Almonds contain more magnesium than oatmeal or even spinach?

In a hypothetical fight between Hitler and Popeye, who would win and why? For the purposes of this scenario we can presume that Popeye does have a can of spinach, and that Hitler is accompanied by two Waffen-SS body guards armed with Walther PP pistols and that Hitler himself has a Walther PPK.

I think Superman would get his @ss kicked, cause
1. He dresses like a fairy.
2. His haircut is gay.
3. He wears his underwear on the outside.
4. He has a cape and thinks he's James Brown
5. Popeye is a Navy Seal, special forces, Mo-Fo
6. Once Popeye eats the spinach, someone's gettin
they @ss kicked!

1929

A new cartoon character called Popeye has appeared in cartoon strips. A long-term romance between Olive Oyl and Popeye has commenced with the latter overpowering his rivals with the help of spinach. The popularity of spinach is increasing rapidly because of Popeye. Another contributory factor is that nutritionists have recently found it has a high content of iron, vitamin A, and vitamin C.

1930

The birth of retail frozen foods has occured in Springfield Massachusetts. Birdseye has made 26 different vegetables, fruits, fish, and meats available to consumers in the "Springfield Experiment Test Market."

A new Los Angeles restaurant, the El Cholo Spanish cafe, has opened at 1121 South Western Avenue in a courtyard with a mission-style fountain. The proprietress Rosa Borquez's menu is popularizing Mexican food such as enchilades and tacos. Another popular item they are selling is the burrito, meaning literally "little burro or donkey,"which originated south of Los Angeles.

What does everyone serve with their Hamburger Helper dinners? Today I made Beef Stroganoff flavor with some sweet Jiffy cornbread and a can of Popeye spinach. Soooo yummy! Lol! Can you tell I'm just learning (at 25!) to cook?

-I kno about popeye and hope itll work for me too.
-after a workout i usually eat like a protein shake and peanut butter sandwich
-will spinach make me stronger? why? how?
how much should i eat?
when should i eat it?(before or after workout?)

So yeah, in case you havent read from my last post,
the guy I'm seeing has a name for his penis. I know thats
not uncommon. Ive been with guys who have done it before.
But its usually something along the lines of
"THE PUNISHER" orrr "Latin Fire" orrr "the Sledgehammer" orrr "the whole damn show"

sumtin like that.

Lee on the otherhand has taken on the name of "Little Popeye."
At first I didnt think much of i didnt think much of it, even though
it was kind of quirky. Butttt lately he has been getting more in depth
with it. Hes taken to calling MY private parts "OLIVE OYL" and even
makes a lil puppet-show like GAME outta sex....
Lee and I are not what you'd call BIG time serious, but we enjoy ourselves.

Only thing is that this whole "popeye" thing: the whistling, the piratey laugh,
the nautical and spinach references.. Its not only a turn off, its kind of a perpetual WTF moment

Help me out, especially my ladies out there. Should I stay orr is this a lil TOO weird.

Would Popeye do well on Dancing with the Stars series?

I assume he would be the star, and he has all the cans of spinach he needs.

I am a heavy carb eater and I love to eat white rice and starchy foods. I want to burn fat and build muscle and for me to do that I would have to avoid the carbs and add more protein to my diet. I am not a fan of veggies but I love spinach and I can eat them raw. In the cartoon Popeye the sailor man he would eat a can of spinach to gain muscle is this only a myth or does spinach have components to help build stregnth and muscle?

Goodness, some of you explaining the sterilization of spinach during canning must have a complete lack of sense of humor. This IS a joke! Popeye ain't real!

Would his name still be Popeye?
Would he still be living in Sweethaven? Or would he living in Harlem, or in the black community? Would he be living in the projects?
Would he still be a sailor?
Would he still be eating spinach or would collard greens or mustard greens be his staple food?
He'd probably be a gangster or a pirate.
I'm Puffeye the Gangster man.
LOL at intellectual idiot's response.
However Popeye wouldn't kill Bluto-that's a bit excessive and out of character IMO.
Yes, Mary, Popeye and the gang as blacks.

Would spinach still be Popeye's main stay?

I think Popeye could take on any Dragonball Fighter or any other Manga character. Oldfashoned spinach eating American sailor woop### can beat anything the Japanese empire can throw at him.What do you think!

LOL.. I don't eat spinach, so I don't know how to cook it.. but my 4 year old saw Popeye on the can and begged me for it.. she does like other greens (okra, broccoli, asparagus...etc.).. suggestions for cooking the canned spinach so it tastes best?
Oh, really, that easy??? No additions like fried bacon or sliced onion? Wow.. haha.. I can do that! LOL

I remember as a youngster seeing a Popeye episode (I think he and Bluto were playing baseball or something). But what I do remember clearly is that Bluto swapped Popeye's spinach with what was probably "wacky tobacky". Anyways, it was pretty funny when spinach-eatin' theme music came on and he squeezed open and ate the contents in the spinach can. He finishes chewing and the spinach-eatin' theme music slows down and Popeye is drowsy (or high). I know this sounds strange but I'm a sucker for nostalgia and this is the one thing I cannot find! I can't find this thing on the internet! If anyone knows the name of this episode please help a brother out.