I mean the first time I was on a plane, I was 6 and I saw there was no God up there, no fat naked people hopping from cloud to cloud while playing the harp waving at me in my cabin, on the other side of the window making my way to Kennedy Airport. So right there I knew they lied to me. Then they tried to tell me that the "dead people and animals" were invisible but I got it: they were lying to me so I would eat my grean beans and become as jolly as Popeye. But they couldn't fool me. From then on I only ate cauliflower. That'll teach god not to be real and leave me crying on that 401 flight once I realized that Bambi's mommy was nowhere to be found! :-/ :'(

So how come there's still mature adults who hang on to their belief in their imaginary idol even though we've gone all over the clouds, up and down, side to side, and never seen no god: unsinkable proof that he doesn't exist.

When will those religious-bots grow up and become fully functioning mature adult members of society?

Should they receive shock therapy or something? Can't we help them? :-/ Bamby's mamma ain't up there you guys, I swear it!
Vernon: which team is your Captain rooting for? I feel a thumbs down coming up...
JC: what kind of christian R U? Jesus fans don't believe in ghosts! You're busted as a ghost-loving Jesus-negating christian!
PS: There's no such thing as a ghots. There's camera tricks, taped voices, and half-asleep or delusional people. See? I'm already a better christian than U! (I just threw up in my mouth a little)
Sorry Vernon I read your profile, you're one of me: thumbs up 2 u! Sorry Vernon I read your profile, you're one of me: thumbs up 2 u!

I'm looking for the more popular ones-Bugs Bunny, Popeye, etc. Thanks!

OK - this jerk at the gym really hurt my feelings today. I was doing curls (I only do them with 20 lbs, so I don't know what he was talking about) - and he said "Woah - chill out, Popeye - use the 5 lbs - sheesh!" and walked off.

I am not mannish looking at all - just toned up and fairly defined.

What's your opinion? Do men really find muscular women a turn-off? I have also heard people describe my body type as 'jock-y'. I don't get that. I have curves, I just have muscles, too.

He really hurt my feelings.

My BF thinks I'm hot, but he's a gym-rat too, so I think he's biased.

Air Force Ones or Jordan's
Steak or Ribs
Tupac or Biggie
Ferrari or Lamborghini
McDonalds or BK
Pepsi or Coke
Chinese Food or Mexican Food
Subway or Quiznos
iPod or Zune
Vanilla or Chocalate
Sweet or Sour
Milk or Orange Juice
Sausage or Bacon
DVD or Blu-Ray
Popeye's or KFC
Hamburger or Hot Dog
Taco or Burrito
Chicken Breast of Chicken Wing
Truth or Dare
Salt of Pepper
Escalade or Hummer
Music or Movies
Comedy or Action
My answers....

Air Force Ones
Ribs (with Sweet Baby Ray's)
Tupac
Lamborghini
BK
Pepsi
Chinese Food
Subway
iPod
Vanilla
Both (chinese food)
Orange Juice
Bacon
Blu-Ray
Popeye's
Hamburger
Burrito
Chicken Breast
Truth
Salt
Escalade
Movies
Comedy

Well I guess this is it, I’ve kicked the bucket - im finito. Wait a minute, shouldn’t I be in heaven well - probably hell, at least not here, im cold and my toe is itchy. Oh damn I knew I should of been baptized I must be in whatyou call it...uh perogie. Or I could just be sleeping! Hey buddy poke me wake me up! Huh how rude to pretend you cant here me I can clearly see your eyes are open. Seriously can you here me? Meh, not much of a talker you are - me neither. (Awkward pause) Hello? Hello? HELLO! Oh no I cant be dead im 54 years young! Oh shoot here comes a moving person... why hello ho.. How how dare you cut me off ill have you know I fought for your but in Nam. I say put my arm down this instant! What in Sams hill are you doing - don’t stick it there you idiot get your laughs from Popeye like I did back when I was your age! Thats right you damned fool leave! Hello? Well seems this crowd is a sleepy bunch so I might as well give er a shot! (Gasp) the pearly gates, I need to get in here. Hello sir! My name? Um Pope, uh Godly Pope Yea that’s my real name. No no I think your out of luck I left my ID in my other pants so if you wouldn’t mind beaming me back to earth... No account found for Godly Pope? Try my E-Mail - uhhh JesusLover23@hotmail.com Still no account? Weird I guess ill have to be on my way. Ouch!

This is a poem I had to write last year for my English Class... I wanted opinions on it.

Where I'm From

I am from herbs,
from lavender and rosemary.
I am from the shells lying in the sand.
(Intricate, delicate
shining in the ocean spray.)
I am from the Lady Fern,
the Coastal Redwood
whose majestic limbs reach into the sun
taking the heavens in their grasp.

I'm from ice cream and lemonade,
from mint chip and cookie dough.
I'm from the arched neck,
and the rippling muscles,
from powerful hooves pummeling the earth.
I'm from the lives that were saved
with an accurate diagnosis
and the veterinary career I once strived for.

I'm from Popeye and Olive Oil,
spinach and salads.
From the tender loving care
given to me
the warm embraces saved 'til the end.
Within a strong mind
well-known faces flicker by,
images fresh and clear
hidden memories appearing within dreams.
I am from those moments,
Growing young and strong,
Taking on the challenges of life.
~Dec. I do enjoy food enough that it keeps me going. XD Some listed, was just my favorite foods, the other was going off of 'popeye' as he ate spinach and stuff... 'popeye' is also my grandfather's nickname, so there's double meanings. Writing and poetry are what I consider to be my one true talent. Thank you. ^^

There's a Popeye cartoon, one of the very early ones.
He's in a nightclub dancing,( the Samba I think), in front of Bluto who says "Now hold on there partner, I always took you to be a straight shooter"
Ahead of their time and over kids heads don't you think?

I LOVE the older cartoons like classic Tom & Jerry/Looney Tunes/Popeye/Pink Panther/etc. & the new cartoons don't attract my attention at all.
Just like "Shockwav" says-"THE NEW ONE'S SUCK" & the main reason old cartoons rule is "HEAVY VIOLENCE!!!" & they're more funny!-the newer one's are too G rated.

are......"Peep in the Deep" and "Spree Lunch." The very idea is dishonest and just not right. They have taken pains to mimic the look of the 1950's Popeye cartoons. Then they sneak a couple of these counterfeits in with the real Popeye cartoons. These counterfeits are horrible. They're Frankensteins. And heaven knows .....if they've already got the original Mona Lisa on the museum wall, nobody wants them to hang a cheap vile imitation right next to it. Your thoughts on the matter?

Mine were:
'Popeye' with Robin Williams
'Eye Candy' with I don't know who
'Dirty Rotten Scoundrels' with Steve Martin
and some B horror movies

OK - this jerk at the gym really hurt my feelings today. I was doing curls (I only do them with 20 lbs, so I don't know what he was talking about) - and he said "Woah - chill out, Popeye - use the 5 lbs - sheesh!" and walked off.

I am not mannish looking at all - just toned up and fairly defined.

What's your opinion? Do men really find muscular women a turn-off? I have also heard people describe my body type as 'jock-y'. I don't get that. I have curves, I just have muscles, too.

He really hurt my feelings.

My BF thinks I'm hot, but he's a gym-rat too, so I think he's biased.
Die T - god thats scary!! Eeekk - she looks like she's eat you to protein-load....
Die T - god thats scary!! Eeekk - she looks like she'd eat you to protein-load....

ok i was looking up looney tunes on wikipedia and on boskos picture show (1932) he says "you dirty f-word." and then i saw a site of banned cartoons and i saw one called porky pig swearing and i didn't belive it so i looked it up on youtube and he bangs his finger with a hammer by accident and he said "son of a" (about to say the b word) then on that site i saw a popeye cartoon called never kick a girl.

do you find this shocking? (these cartoons were in the 30's)
well then why was looney toons and popeye made for kids

I've had this 9 gallon fish tank for a couple months now. At first, I bought one Betta, but a couple days later I bought three Corydoras. Only a couple weeks later, my biggest Cory died of popeye. I tried treating him, but I didn't get the medicine in time. The sinking food I had bought for my Corys was the cause of the problem because after a couple hours it turns into big balls of mush and the bottom was pretty covered in it. After he died, I kept some of the water from the tank and cleaned the entire tank, rocks and all. It ended up being about a 75% water change. For a couple weeks the rest of my fish have been fine, I've been sucking up the food gunk from the bottom weekly and doing everything I'm supposed to (such as add Cycle weekly and Waste Control) but now the tank is twice as dirty as it was before, and another of my Corys is dying of something unknown! The rocks are turning brown (what the hell?) and so are the leaves of the fake plant and the one real plant I have.

What am I doing wrong and how can I fix this? Please help!
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i was told if i eat spinach i would become big and strong so i did for 6 months but the only muscles that have grown are my forearms. now i look like popeye.
also my voice is getting croaky

Son:
"Necessary? If it necessary for me to drink my own urine...? from "Dodgeball". Rip Torn would be proud.

Daughter:
"What are you looking at Popeye?" from "Talladega Nights"

I had to go to the ER because I was hyperventilating a little too hard---I was attacked by a group of black teenagers on my way to work this morning! They brandished kitchen knives at me and demanded for my purse. So I gave them the purse, which contained nothing practically as I was lucky enough to have forgotten my wallet at home! Sure I lost my hair brush, lip gloss, and tampons. But I'm sure the black criminals were happy with some of the Popeye's coupons I had stashed in there somewhere.

At any rate, when I got to the ER, they assigned a black doctor to me. Just what I needed, right? I swear, I thought I was going to die from cardiac arrest! With a little bit more effort, as I was ready to pass out from the stress, I blurted out, "I want a white doctor, not a witch doctor!" Dr. blackie looked at me funny as if I was the person of color in the room, and she huffed out of the room. Thank God a white, gentleman-like physician came in soon after to save me from my distress.

So was it so wrong of me to want to be treated by a real doctor?

I was a child of about 12-14 years old, living in the Englewood area of Chicago,Illinois.
While walking home one day from the Walgreen's store on 63rd & Halsted, going westbound down 63rs Street, I passed a head shop that had a poster featuring Popeye and Olive Oil having sex with Sweet Pea just outside the bedroom window, Bluto and Wimpy were not far away.
Anyone remember seeing this? Holler back...
This was somewhere in about 1972-1974.

I think It's Little Lulu and then Olive Oyl (Popeye's girlfriend.)

How do I find out the names of some of the songs played during the Popeye cartoons?

I Worked In Ten Forward at Shoneys (By-Granny J)

I found a second job at Shoneys
"Salad Bar Attendant"? asks the computer
as I clocked in
I acknowledged..."yes"
I worked in ten forward at Shoneys
The salad bar compressors hummed and throbbed
like I imagine a giant star ship does
and I pretended I was streaking through space
at the speed of light
as I stacked dishes and wiped spills
The customers went round and round
Consuming cold and hot food
and soup and fruits
Sometimes I imagined they were ants
Come to a gigantic picnic
Sometimes...termites knawing away at the bar
My coworker sometimes jabbed the tongs quite roughly down into the food
and I reminded her to be gentle, not so angry
she scared the customers
(She looks a little like Olive Oil in the Popeye Cartoon)
When I carried a stack of plates or bowls
I cradled them in my arms
and imagine they were my babies...
I'd never drop my babies
When I told my supervisor
about my imaginings
he looked at me just like my
parents always use to do
one of those "join the real world" looks
no acceptance of "me" there
but he appreciates my work
even gives positive feed back
once a year..he's young yet
I worked in ten forward at Shoneys
and it felt like home...
smelled good when I walk in the door
It was painful by the end of a shift
But at least when there's pain
You know you're still alive
I worked in ten forward at Shoneys
It was wonderful exercise
That lettuce chopper works the whole upper body
and when I cleaned it with the spray hose
the steam helped my complexion
sure beats paying club exercise fees!
and Shoneys paid me!
I worked in ten forward at Shoneys
"Clock Out"? asked the computer
I acknowledged "yes", another shift done
I grabbed three suckers from the basket near the cash register
and headed on home
It took three suckers to suck my way home--

(After Note: I always thought it would have been nice if the computer had said "Welcome Granny J. Have a good shift" when I first checked in and said "Bye, be well and safe" when I checked out. Oh well, maybe next century.)

from these clue words?

Here are your 4 clue-words;

Smuggling
Popeye
Car Chase
Cloudy

*Rules*
Those who are new to this, there will be questions posted through the weekdays. The first correct answer will receive the points. New clues will be posted throughout the day if no one gets the correct answer. You can check up to see how the guesses are coming. Guess as many times as you like. Like all of my movie riddles there will be 4 for today (one from the 70's, one from the 80's, one from the 90's and one from this decade,) and good luck.
Security seems to have some glitches today so I thought that I would run a series for old-time's sake.
This riddle has been solved, the answer is The French Connection. Thank you for playing.

Where Olive's goldfish escapes into the ocean and Popeye goes after it. The goldfish finds enjoyment in the deep sea and tries to swim away from popeye. Then a jellyfish traps popeye and then he eats spinach and pounds the jellyfish into malts.
Then when popeye returns the fish to its bowl, the fish cries and misses the ocean. So Olive throws the fish back in the water and then popeye throws olive in too and states he can't figure out women.

I'm one tough Gazookus
Which hates all Palookas
Wot ain't on the up and square.
I biffs 'em and buffs 'em
And always out roughs 'em
But none of 'em gets nowhere.

If anyone dares to risk my "Fisk",
It's "Boff" an' it's "Wham" un'erstan'?
So keep "Good Be-hav-or"
That's your one life saver
With Popeye the Sailor Man.

I'm Popeye the Sailor Man,
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man.
I'm strong to the finich
Cause I eats me spinach.
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man.

You can see my attack on Winnie the Pooh. But others I have doubts. In the "The Simpsons" I see several negative ones, even when I am laughing at their predicaments. I don't like much "Family Guy" but seen little of it. [I dislike the "baby" with British accent. He seems a psychopat] And others. Remember as a kid having a teacher criticizing us for watching the old "Popeye the Sailor" cartoons for its violence. But at least he taught us to defend ourselves from arrogant bullies like Bluto. What do you think?

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who win in this fight?
does popeye even stand a chance..
omg this sucks..where is everyone..ha