OK - this jerk at the gym really hurt my feelings today. I was doing curls (I only do them with 20 lbs, so I don't know what he was talking about) - and he said "Woah - chill out, Popeye - use the 5 lbs - sheesh!" and walked off.

I am not mannish looking at all - just toned up and fairly defined.

What's your opinion? Do men really find muscular women a turn-off? I have also heard people describe my body type as 'jock-y'. I don't get that. I have curves, I just have muscles, too.

He really hurt my feelings.

My BF thinks I'm hot, but he's a gym-rat too, so I think he's biased.
Die T - god thats scary!! Eeekk - she looks like she's eat you to protein-load....
Die T - god thats scary!! Eeekk - she looks like she'd eat you to protein-load....

I had to go to the ER because I was hyperventilating a little too hard---I was attacked by a group of black teenagers on my way to work this morning! They brandished kitchen knives at me and demanded for my purse. So I gave them the purse, which contained nothing practically as I was lucky enough to have forgotten my wallet at home! Sure I lost my hair brush, lip gloss, and tampons. But I'm sure the black criminals were happy with some of the Popeye's coupons I had stashed in there somewhere.

At any rate, when I got to the ER, they assigned a black doctor to me. Just what I needed, right? I swear, I thought I was going to die from cardiac arrest! With a little bit more effort, as I was ready to pass out from the stress, I blurted out, "I want a white doctor, not a witch doctor!" Dr. blackie looked at me funny as if I was the person of color in the room, and she huffed out of the room. Thank God a white, gentleman-like physician came in soon after to save me from my distress.

So was it so wrong of me to want to be treated by a real doctor?

I mean it does make people sick and Popeye sure makes squinty-eyes at Bluto a lot…and I am not sure but Olive Oyl may be a drag queen.

So what is god’s stance on bagged spinach?

Hello Dear Friends,

A very close family friend of my neighbor's boss has a daughter whose University roomate has an older sister who is with child. She is considering the traditional Irish name Peanus.

It's a lovely name to be sure, but I like more modern names such as for example Bluto or Shag.

What do you think?

Thank-you, and God Bless!

He said, "I yam what I yam."
Also, he beats up people who disagree with him.
His main enemy, Bluto, looks like a fat version
of Satan...
And his best friend, Wimpy, sucks up to him and
asks for favors (free hamburgers) and then
offers to pay later and never does. Sort of like
religious people. Which brings up the question:
Is Popeye, the best depiction of God/Yahweh/Allah,
that the world has ever seen?

My god, the woman has absolutlely no redeeming qualities. She's so ugly that she only vaguely appears human, she's not all that nice or anything, and she will clearly drop Popeye at the drop of a hat!

How in the world did Popeye (or Bluto for that matter) ever fall for her?

"I yam what I yam An' dats all what I am" - Popeye
"I am Who I am. Tell them I'm sent you" -God
" What I am is what I am" -Edie Brickell
So is God a sailor man or a New Bohemian?