It sounds really similar to what God said and since Popeye is the only person to say that, then He must be God.

And no, Popeye is not a graven image, the real Popeye is a person that actually existed. The cartoons are merely images that can be likened to the paintings of Jesus being crucified and symobolize his selflessness. Did Popeye not say "I'm strong to the finish..." this indicates that he will be strong for all eternity. "...'cause I eats me spinach..." spinach = man's sins s(p)in(ach), and eating symbolizes erasing. "...I'm Popeye the sailor man." Sailor is merely a mistranslation of the word savior, most likely a typo.

Is this not irrefutable evidence that Popeye is the God of Abraham and Isaac?
You are getting so lost in the semantics, there is 1 letter difference. Why would you let a W get in the way of the message?
I am What I am
I am That I am
Close enough for me to believe