Well I guess this is it, I’ve kicked the bucket - im finito. Wait a minute, shouldn’t I be in heaven well - probably hell, at least not here, im cold and my toe is itchy. Oh damn I knew I should of been baptized I must be in whatyou call it...uh perogie. Or I could just be sleeping! Hey buddy poke me wake me up! Huh how rude to pretend you cant here me I can clearly see your eyes are open. Seriously can you here me? Meh, not much of a talker you are - me neither. (Awkward pause) Hello? Hello? HELLO! Oh no I cant be dead im 54 years young! Oh shoot here comes a moving person... why hello ho.. How how dare you cut me off ill have you know I fought for your but in Nam. I say put my arm down this instant! What in Sams hill are you doing - don’t stick it there you idiot get your laughs from Popeye like I did back when I was your age! Thats right you damned fool leave! Hello? Well seems this crowd is a sleepy bunch so I might as well give er a shot! (Gasp) the pearly gates, I need to get in here. Hello sir! My name? Um Pope, uh Godly Pope Yea that’s my real name. No no I think your out of luck I left my ID in my other pants so if you wouldn’t mind beaming me back to earth... No account found for Godly Pope? Try my E-Mail - uhhh JesusLover23@hotmail.com Still no account? Weird I guess ill have to be on my way. Ouch!

there will be more :)