How can I become a cartoon character?
I really really really want to know! It would be so cool to be like Spider-Man and spin around on a web, or Popeye who could eat spinach and get incredibly strong muscles like battleships, or even Daffy Duck, Fred Flintstone, and Homer Simpson, who are just plain funny. Please please please please please...oh, and don't say they don't exist because I know that's not true. I WATCHED them everyday when I was growing up!
Um, you could have someone with ASS LOADS of money put you in a cell that tells your brain that you are a cartoon character. You can live a happy bouncy spinachy life that way, but you will have no co nnection with your body at all.
I used to watch all kinds of anime thinking that I could see and talk to the characters in them, and wishing everyday that they would just take me out of the real world, but unfortunatly that isnt possible. You are made of real material matter and your body would have no way of getting into the 2-D world.
So, yeah. Get someone to put you in a machine that makes you think your a cartoon…
LoL.dear Emperor, What have "they" done to you?
Lots and lots and lots and lots of mushrooms should do the trick for ya.