Mommy, Mommy! Can I wear a bra now?Shut up, Albert…?
Feeling stoned? feeling high? fvck a duck and try to fly.

☻Don't drink water.… Fish fvck in it!

☻5 differences between Turkish en ET: ET looked better, ET learned English, ET came alone, ET had his own bike and wanted to go home!

☻I don't love. I don't care. I just married a millionair. And if he dies I don't cry, I just **** another guy.

☻Idiot (id-ee-it) n.- One who disagrees with you.

☻Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good myself.

☻Little birdy in the sky, dropped a poepie in my eye. i don't scream, i don't cry. i thank the lord that cow's can't fly!

☻Roses are red, violets are blue, most poems ryhme, but this one doesn't…

☻I'm popey the sailorman, I'm member of the klu klux clan, when I pull the triger, I kill a fvcking nikker. I'm popey the sailor man, toet toet.

☻I met a boy in the states i give him my hart he gave me aids.

☻Mommy, Mommy! Can I wear a bra now? I'm 16.. Shut up, Albert…

☻The best anti-virus program for a computer is SAVE-SEX.
Leave the plastic cover on the floppy when inserting in drive.