I mean the first time I was on a plane, I was 6 and I saw there was no God up there, no fat naked people hopping from cloud to cloud while playing the harp waving at me in my cabin, on the other side of the window making my way to Kennedy Airport. So right there I knew they lied to me. Then they tried to tell me that the "dead people and animals" were invisible but I got it: they were lying to me so I would eat my grean beans and become as jolly as Popeye. But they couldn't fool me. From then on I only ate cauliflower. That'll teach god not to be real and leave me crying on that 401 flight once I realized that Bambi's mommy was nowhere to be found! :-/ :'(

So how come there's still mature adults who hang on to their belief in their imaginary idol even though we've gone all over the clouds, up and down, side to side, and never seen no god: unsinkable proof that he doesn't exist.

When will those religious-bots grow up and become fully functioning mature adult members of society?

Should they receive shock therapy or something? Can't we help them? :-/ Bamby's mamma ain't up there you guys, I swear it!
Vernon: which team is your Captain rooting for? I feel a thumbs down coming up...
JC: what kind of christian R U? Jesus fans don't believe in ghosts! You're busted as a ghost-loving Jesus-negating christian!
PS: There's no such thing as a ghots. There's camera tricks, taped voices, and half-asleep or delusional people. See? I'm already a better christian than U! (I just threw up in my mouth a little)
Sorry Vernon I read your profile, you're one of me: thumbs up 2 u! Sorry Vernon I read your profile, you're one of me: thumbs up 2 u!

I'm looking for the more popular ones-Bugs Bunny, Popeye, etc. Thanks!

OK - this jerk at the gym really hurt my feelings today. I was doing curls (I only do them with 20 lbs, so I don't know what he was talking about) - and he said "Woah - chill out, Popeye - use the 5 lbs - sheesh!" and walked off.

I am not mannish looking at all - just toned up and fairly defined.

What's your opinion? Do men really find muscular women a turn-off? I have also heard people describe my body type as 'jock-y'. I don't get that. I have curves, I just have muscles, too.

He really hurt my feelings.

My BF thinks I'm hot, but he's a gym-rat too, so I think he's biased.

Air Force Ones or Jordan's
Steak or Ribs
Tupac or Biggie
Ferrari or Lamborghini
McDonalds or BK
Pepsi or Coke
Chinese Food or Mexican Food
Subway or Quiznos
iPod or Zune
Vanilla or Chocalate
Sweet or Sour
Milk or Orange Juice
Sausage or Bacon
DVD or Blu-Ray
Popeye's or KFC
Hamburger or Hot Dog
Taco or Burrito
Chicken Breast of Chicken Wing
Truth or Dare
Salt of Pepper
Escalade or Hummer
Music or Movies
Comedy or Action
My answers....

Air Force Ones
Ribs (with Sweet Baby Ray's)
Tupac
Lamborghini
BK
Pepsi
Chinese Food
Subway
iPod
Vanilla
Both (chinese food)
Orange Juice
Bacon
Blu-Ray
Popeye's
Hamburger
Burrito
Chicken Breast
Truth
Salt
Escalade
Movies
Comedy

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Who'd win?

Well I guess this is it, I’ve kicked the bucket - im finito. Wait a minute, shouldn’t I be in heaven well - probably hell, at least not here, im cold and my toe is itchy. Oh damn I knew I should of been baptized I must be in whatyou call it...uh perogie. Or I could just be sleeping! Hey buddy poke me wake me up! Huh how rude to pretend you cant here me I can clearly see your eyes are open. Seriously can you here me? Meh, not much of a talker you are - me neither. (Awkward pause) Hello? Hello? HELLO! Oh no I cant be dead im 54 years young! Oh shoot here comes a moving person... why hello ho.. How how dare you cut me off ill have you know I fought for your but in Nam. I say put my arm down this instant! What in Sams hill are you doing - don’t stick it there you idiot get your laughs from Popeye like I did back when I was your age! Thats right you damned fool leave! Hello? Well seems this crowd is a sleepy bunch so I might as well give er a shot! (Gasp) the pearly gates, I need to get in here. Hello sir! My name? Um Pope, uh Godly Pope Yea that’s my real name. No no I think your out of luck I left my ID in my other pants so if you wouldn’t mind beaming me back to earth... No account found for Godly Pope? Try my E-Mail - uhhh JesusLover23@hotmail.com Still no account? Weird I guess ill have to be on my way. Ouch!

Anybody know? i could have sworn i've seen her in a movie or something before (It's the What's Your Flavor ad)

SPINACH SMASH!

He probably would find rolling papers in his nephews' room...

This is a poem I had to write last year for my English Class... I wanted opinions on it.

Where I'm From

I am from herbs,
from lavender and rosemary.
I am from the shells lying in the sand.
(Intricate, delicate
shining in the ocean spray.)
I am from the Lady Fern,
the Coastal Redwood
whose majestic limbs reach into the sun
taking the heavens in their grasp.

I'm from ice cream and lemonade,
from mint chip and cookie dough.
I'm from the arched neck,
and the rippling muscles,
from powerful hooves pummeling the earth.
I'm from the lives that were saved
with an accurate diagnosis
and the veterinary career I once strived for.

I'm from Popeye and Olive Oil,
spinach and salads.
From the tender loving care
given to me
the warm embraces saved 'til the end.
Within a strong mind
well-known faces flicker by,
images fresh and clear
hidden memories appearing within dreams.
I am from those moments,
Growing young and strong,
Taking on the challenges of life.
~Dec. I do enjoy food enough that it keeps me going. XD Some listed, was just my favorite foods, the other was going off of 'popeye' as he ate spinach and stuff... 'popeye' is also my grandfather's nickname, so there's double meanings. Writing and poetry are what I consider to be my one true talent. Thank you. ^^

I LOVE the older cartoons like classic Tom & Jerry/Looney Tunes/Popeye/Pink Panther/etc. & the new cartoons don't attract my attention at all.
Just like "Shockwav" says-"THE NEW ONE'S SUCK" & the main reason old cartoons rule is "HEAVY VIOLENCE!!!" & they're more funny!-the newer one's are too G rated.

are......"Peep in the Deep" and "Spree Lunch." The very idea is dishonest and just not right. They have taken pains to mimic the look of the 1950's Popeye cartoons. Then they sneak a couple of these counterfeits in with the real Popeye cartoons. These counterfeits are horrible. They're Frankensteins. And heaven knows .....if they've already got the original Mona Lisa on the museum wall, nobody wants them to hang a cheap vile imitation right next to it. Your thoughts on the matter?

was watching the documentary in his first dvd collection and they said he was the very first and even before superman, which is true. Now granted he usually just saved olive oil is he still considered by most to be the first animated superhero? Or at least hero...

Mine were:
'Popeye' with Robin Williams
'Eye Candy' with I don't know who
'Dirty Rotten Scoundrels' with Steve Martin
and some B horror movies

OK - this jerk at the gym really hurt my feelings today. I was doing curls (I only do them with 20 lbs, so I don't know what he was talking about) - and he said "Woah - chill out, Popeye - use the 5 lbs - sheesh!" and walked off.

I am not mannish looking at all - just toned up and fairly defined.

What's your opinion? Do men really find muscular women a turn-off? I have also heard people describe my body type as 'jock-y'. I don't get that. I have curves, I just have muscles, too.

He really hurt my feelings.

My BF thinks I'm hot, but he's a gym-rat too, so I think he's biased.
Die T - god thats scary!! Eeekk - she looks like she's eat you to protein-load....
Die T - god thats scary!! Eeekk - she looks like she'd eat you to protein-load....

ok i was looking up looney tunes on wikipedia and on boskos picture show (1932) he says "you dirty f-word." and then i saw a site of banned cartoons and i saw one called porky pig swearing and i didn't belive it so i looked it up on youtube and he bangs his finger with a hammer by accident and he said "son of a" (about to say the b word) then on that site i saw a popeye cartoon called never kick a girl.

do you find this shocking? (these cartoons were in the 30's)
well then why was looney toons and popeye made for kids

Then what have you got to become invincible yourself?
What do you do after becoming invincible?

I've had this 9 gallon fish tank for a couple months now. At first, I bought one Betta, but a couple days later I bought three Corydoras. Only a couple weeks later, my biggest Cory died of popeye. I tried treating him, but I didn't get the medicine in time. The sinking food I had bought for my Corys was the cause of the problem because after a couple hours it turns into big balls of mush and the bottom was pretty covered in it. After he died, I kept some of the water from the tank and cleaned the entire tank, rocks and all. It ended up being about a 75% water change. For a couple weeks the rest of my fish have been fine, I've been sucking up the food gunk from the bottom weekly and doing everything I'm supposed to (such as add Cycle weekly and Waste Control) but now the tank is twice as dirty as it was before, and another of my Corys is dying of something unknown! The rocks are turning brown (what the hell?) and so are the leaves of the fake plant and the one real plant I have.

What am I doing wrong and how can I fix this? Please help!
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Was he really a navy seal?