Olive Oyl Archives

I'm just wondering what would happen if April North {the boxer} got the spinach instead of Olive Oyl? How muscular would she get and what would happen afterwards?

My body is perfect...Women always try to point out my flaws. Ok one time this girl told this other girl u look better than her her nose is to big loud enough for me to hear? Another time this guy told this women who does not like me he didn't find me sexy loud enough for me to hear. He was lying because when we are alone he gets exicted and try to mack.Most of these women do not like me and aklways try to blocck it was a group of new guys that started working at my jobe. They were all on them. So eventually one of them tried to talk to me and told me the women calls me Olive Oyl . I keep to myself and they single me out. Is it jealousy? All the women were over these guys and I just walk by and when the girl walked off he immeditely came over and started talking to me. What is the deal?
my thing is why are the saying stuff about me so I can hear if it's there opinion fine thats why I think its more to it

I know that's a really random question, but every episode it's like they're meeting for the first time...and popeye ALWAYS has a different occupation...it's a very confusing show. lol

Case in point: This image, which was circulating the internet earlier this year, caused quite a stir:

http://www.totalprosports.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/panama-cricket-girls.jpg

Turns out that the image was photoshopped. Not that the original was disgusting; rather, the girls with their original proportions were quite appealing. However, the size and shape of these women's bodies were changed, and men the world over LOVED looking at them.

Yet woman seem to think that curves like these are unattractive. My question is basically this: Why do women seem to think that looking like Olive Oyl is attractive, when in fact it is NOT what men want? Why do women take their cues from fashion magazines and other media outlets when REAL LIVE MEN have voiced their opinions on what is and is not attractive?

Granted, I am using an (unfortunately) unrealistic image to make my point, but the fact still remains that men dig curves. Why do women think otherwise?

POLL2: Spongebob, Courage the Cowardly Dog, or Scooby Doo?

http://i537.photobucket.com/albums/ff334/Olive_Oyl_photos/meh036-1.jpg

Lol he sucks, but I wuv him anyway.

And what about Olive Oyl, Duuuuuuude? When she married Popeye, did she become Olive Poopdeck?

My body is perfect...Women always try to point out my flaws. Ok one time this girl told this other girl u look better than her her nose is to big loud enough for me to hear? Another time this guy told this women who does not like me he didn't find me sexy loud enough for me to hear. He was lying because when we are alone he gets exicted and try to mack.Most of these women do not like me and aklways try to blocck it was a group of new guys that started working at my jobe. They were all on them. So eventually one of them tried to talk to me and told me the women calls me Olive Oyl . I keep to myself and they single me out. Is it jealousy? All the women were over these guys and I just walk by and when the girl walked off he immeditely came over and started talking to me. What is the deal?
my thing is why are the saying stuff about me so I can hear if it's there opinion fine thats why I think its more to it

I recently had a perm that took alot of my hair out and in certain parts of my hair it's only roots no strands of hair.(yeah very damaged)I'm thinking about going natural now and I'm looking for some good products and advice.
Currently I'm looking into Elasta QP Soy OYL UltraHydration Shampoo& Conditioner or Proclaim Olive Glossing Shampoo and Conditioner.
What do you think?I need advice from the woman that's All Natural or transitioning.

"I gave that rodent the best years of my life, he better think twice if he thinks all I'm gonna get out of it is a polka dot dress & a chunk of munster-I know Secrets and I'm gonna spill them!" said a distressed Minnie Mouse in regards to her breakup with long-time palamor Mickey D.Mouse of Anaheim, California.
Seymour Dewey of the Law Firm of Dewey, Cheathum & Howe, representing Ms Mouse stated, "Minnie has been victimized by this relationship, she was a loving partner, & even though never legally married or living together, we are going to court to secure her half of hisMultiMillionMouse Empire!

In court released records it stated that Mickey had numerous liaisons with the likes of Jessica Rabbit, Olive Oyl, & a Miss Josie of the Pussy Cats, plus had fathered over 300 children with illegal immigrant Margarita "Boom Boom" Mouse. Reports also include a 10 year relationship with the Legendary Mighty Mouse.
Mr. Mouse had no comments when asked about the lawsuit-what do you think?

Okay, I am going to a 1950s themed Halloween party (well me, my husband and my newborn baby girl) and I've been doing some research on the internet and "Popeye" seems to be pretty popular...well, I was wondering if that would go with the theme? Me - Olive Oyl, Hubby - Popeye, Baby - Sweetpea.

What do ya think???
I was thinking of making Olive Oyl a little more sexy also...

1929

A new cartoon character called Popeye has appeared in cartoon strips. A long-term romance between Olive Oyl and Popeye has commenced with the latter overpowering his rivals with the help of spinach. The popularity of spinach is increasing rapidly because of Popeye. Another contributory factor is that nutritionists have recently found it has a high content of iron, vitamin A, and vitamin C.

1930

The birth of retail frozen foods has occured in Springfield Massachusetts. Birdseye has made 26 different vegetables, fruits, fish, and meats available to consumers in the "Springfield Experiment Test Market."

A new Los Angeles restaurant, the El Cholo Spanish cafe, has opened at 1121 South Western Avenue in a courtyard with a mission-style fountain. The proprietress Rosa Borquez's menu is popularizing Mexican food such as enchilades and tacos. Another popular item they are selling is the burrito, meaning literally "little burro or donkey,"which originated south of Los Angeles.

Answers at the bottom of the page.
NO PEEKING !!!

1. What builds strong bodies 12 ways?
A. Flintstones vitamins
B. The Buttmaster
C. Spaghetti
D. Wonder Bread
E. Orange Juice
F. Milk
G. Cod Liver Oil

2. Before he was Muhammed Ali, he was...
A. Sugar Ray Robinson.
B. Roy Orbison..
C. Gene Autry.
D. Rudolph Valentino.
E. Fabian.
F. Mickey Mantle.
G. Cassius Clay.

3. Pogo, the comic strip character said, 'We have met the enemy and....
A. It's you.
B. He is us.
C. It's the Grinch.
D. He wasn't home.
E. He's really me and you.
F. We quit.
G. He surrendered.

4. Good night, David.
A.. Good night, Chet
B. Sleep well.
C. Good night, Irene.
D.. Good night, Gracie.
E. See you later, alligator.
F. Until tomorrow.
G. Good night, Steve..

5. You'll wonder where the yellow went...
A. When you use Tide
B. When you lose your crayons.
C. When you clean your tub.
D. If you paint the room blue.
E. If you buy a soft water tank.
F. When you use Lady Clairol.
G. When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent.

6. Before he was the Skipper's Little Buddy, Bob Denver was Dobie's friend...
A. Stuart Whitman.
B Randolph Scott.
C. Steve Reeves..
D. Maynard G. Krebs.
E. Corky B. Dork.
F. Dave the Whale.
G. Zippy Zoo.

7. Liar, liar...
A. You're a liar.
B. Your nose is growing.
C. Pants on fire.
D. Join the choir
E. Jump up higher.
F. On the wire.
G. I'm telling Mom.

8. Meanwhile, back in Metropolis, Superman fights a never ending
battle for truth, justice and.....
A. Wheaties.
B. Lois Lane .
C. TV ratings.
D. World peace.
E. Red tights.
F. The American way.
G. News headlines.

9. Hey kids! What time is it?
A. It's time for Yogi Bear.
B It's time to do your homework.
C. It's Howdy Doody Time.
D. It's time for Romper Room.
E. It's bedtime.
F... The Mighty Mouse Hour..
G. Scoopy Doo Time..

10. Lions and tigers and bears....
A. Yikes.
B. Oh, no..
C. Gee whiz.
D. I'm scared...
E. Oh my.
F.. Help! Help!
G. Let's run.

11. Bob Dylan advised us never to trust anyone....
A. Over 40.
B. Wearing a uniform.
C.. Carrying a briefcase.
D. Over 30.
E. You don't know.
F. Who says, 'Trust me'..
G. Who eats tofu.

12. NFL quarterback who appeared in a television commercial wearing women's stockings...
A. Troy Aikman
B. Kenny Stabler
C. Joe Namath
D. Roger Staubach
E. Joe Montana
F. Steve Young
G. John Elway

13. Brylcream...
A. Smear it on.
B. You'll smell great.
C. Tame that cowlick.
D. Grease ball heaven.
E. It's a dream.
F. We're your team.
G. A littl e dab'll do ya.

14. I found my thrill...
A. In Blueberry muffins.
B. With my man, Bill.
C. Down at the mill.
D. Over the windowsill.
E. With thyme and dill.
F. Too late to enjoy.
G. On Blueberry Hill.

15.. Before Robin Williams, Peter Pan was played by...
A. Clark Gable.
B. Mary Martin.
C. Doris Day.
D. Errol Flynn.
E. Sally Fields.
F. Jim Carrey.
G. Jay Leno.

16. Name the Beatles...
A. John, Steve, George, Ringo
B. John, Paul, George, Roscoe
C. John, Paul, Stacey, Ringo
D. Jay, Paul, George, Ringo
E. Lewis, Peter, George, Ringo
F. Jason, Betty, Skipper, Hazel
G. John, Paul, George, Ringo

17. I wonder, wonder, who.
A. Who ate the leftovers?
B. Who did the laundry?
C. Was it you?
D. Who wrote the book of love?
E. Who I am?
F. Passed the test?
G. Knocked on the door?

18. I'm strong to the finish...
A. Cause I eats my broccoli.
B. Cause I eats me spinach.
C. Cause I lift weights.
D. Cause I'm the hero.
E. And don't you for get it.
F. Cause Olive Oyl loves me.
G. To outlast Bruto.

19. When it's least expected, you're elected, you're the star today.
A. Smile, you're on Candid Camera.
B. Smile, you're on Star Search.
C. Smile, you won the lottery.
D. Smile, we're watching you.
E. Smile, the world sees you.
F. Smile, you're a hit.
G. Smile, you're on TV.

20. What do M & M's do?
A. Make your tummy happy.
B. Melt in your mouth, not in your pocket.
C. Make you fat.
D.. Melt your heart.
E... Make you popular.
F. Melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
G. Come in colors.

Below are the right answers:
1. D - Wonder Bread
2. G - Cassius Clay
3. B - He Is us
4. A - Good night, Chet
5. G - When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent
6. D - Maynard G. Krebs
7. C - Pants on fire
8. F - The American Way
9. C - It's Howdy Doody Time
10. E - Oh my
11. D - Over 30
12. C - Joe Namath
13. G - A little dab'll do ya
14. G - On Blueberry Hill
15. B - Mary Martin
16. G - John, Paul, George,Ringo
17. D - Who wrote the book of Love
18. B - Cause I eats me spinach
19. A - Smile, you're on Candid Camera
20.. F - Melt in your mouth not in your hand

In the Popeye cartoon series, there was a little baby named "Sweetpea" who crawled around and got Popeye into trouble all the time. WHOSE BABY is this?

Was it Olive Oyl's? Was she previously married? Was she a whore?
Where did this baby come from?

So yeah, in case you havent read from my last post,
the guy I'm seeing has a name for his penis. I know thats
not uncommon. Ive been with guys who have done it before.
But its usually something along the lines of
"THE PUNISHER" orrr "Latin Fire" orrr "the Sledgehammer" orrr "the whole damn show"

sumtin like that.

Lee on the otherhand has taken on the name of "Little Popeye."
At first I didnt think much of i didnt think much of it, even though
it was kind of quirky. Butttt lately he has been getting more in depth
with it. Hes taken to calling MY private parts "OLIVE OYL" and even
makes a lil puppet-show like GAME outta sex....
Lee and I are not what you'd call BIG time serious, but we enjoy ourselves.

Only thing is that this whole "popeye" thing: the whistling, the piratey laugh,
the nautical and spinach references.. Its not only a turn off, its kind of a perpetual WTF moment

Help me out, especially my ladies out there. Should I stay orr is this a lil TOO weird.

I have a black sequined skirt that goes up to about my waist, a long plain red v-neck dress (which I might turn into a Betty Boop sort of thing), a long blue scarf that works as a shawl, a plain black spaghetti strap flowy dress, and high heels galore.

You don't need to incorporate all these things into the costume, they're just up there to give you a hint of what I'm working with here. Thanks in advancee(:

Oh, and I wad also thinking about going as Olive Oyl.