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I remember as a youngster seeing a Popeye episode (I think he and Bluto were playing baseball or something). But what I do remember clearly is that Bluto swapped Popeye's spinach with what was probably "wacky tobacky". Anyways, it was pretty funny when spinach-eatin' theme music came on and he squeezed open and ate the contents in the spinach can. He finishes chewing and the spinach-eatin' theme music slows down and Popeye is drowsy (or high). I know this sounds strange but I'm a sucker for nostalgia and this is the one thing I cannot find! I can't find this thing on the internet! If anyone knows the name of this episode please help a brother out.

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Ralph, Dog the Bounty Hunter and Andy Breitbart the Pretend Journalist have NEVER been photographed together.

Coincidence?

I think NOT.

today i was watching animal house and the scene where "otis day and the knights" sing shout and i was just blown away because it is very impressive

if you would like to see what im talking about:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RrAadYcbrE

also for those animal house enthusiasts out there could someone tell me the name of the song playing while bluto (john belushi) is getting all of the food from the caferteria

A True Animal Reunion: Animal House 2

People will say, you cant have AH without John Belushi but i did it where in a way even he is in it.

Im not sure when to set it, but no charector who's actor-actress has died will be in it (directly)

but,

A college reunion is coming to Faber College. All the students from AH are coming back for it. It opens with looks at each main charector and where they are today. One opening scene is of a few of the Delta House members meeting at Bluto's grave and stealing the head stone so he can be in a way, at the reunion.

Friends and enemies of old will meet once again and some rivalries will reignite,

but that is only half the problem.

Faber college is in danger of being torn down by a billionair with major plans for the location. The former students dont want to see this happen as they have many memories from there.

As friends and enemies of old join forces in a Delta house kind of battle, they fight to stop the destruction, which will only get big

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get bigger before its over.

what do you

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think of this idea?

ive had a lot of friends and even a couple of writers look at it and liked it.

one idea was D-Day would return in the old battle tank-car they used in the original film

Bluto, a 27 year old male, calls and asks if you can fit some time in for him today; he’s experiencing some “weird stuff” and doesn’t want to overreact by going to the ER, but he thinks it might be important. You ask him to describe the symptoms over the phone so that he can get to the ER immediately if it sounds like a real emergency. The man says he’s been nauseous and feels “flushed” and hot and is sweating like crazy. The thing that really freaked him out was that his vision seems blurred. a)Identify the nutrient deficiency/toxicity. b)Explain how you came to that conclusion. that conclusion.

Sutra, a 35 year old woman comes to you, a psychiatrist, complaining of being depressed, tired and irritable. She also has frequent headaches. Lately she’s noticed some numbness, tingling in her hands and feet, and muscle weakness that makes walking difficult. She thinks these physical symptoms are probably psychosomatic and a result of her general depression, but wants to know if there could be something “real” to it. She also has an odd lesion, but again, thinks her general depression makes her more susceptible to injury. a) Identify the nutrient deficiency/toxicity, b) explain how you came to that conclusion.

I've noticed that Disney has it better when it comes to height restrictions. To prove my point, I'll point out similar attractions from Disney and Universal that have height limit.

Example 1: TOT: 40", but could easily rise to 44" or even 48". Dr. Doom; 52".

Example 2: Kali River Rapids; which has a 30 foot drop gets 38". Popeye and Bluto; 42" but the biggest drop is probably 18-22 ft.

Example 3: Expedition Everest is 44" but goes down a backwards drop 80 ft in the dark. Revenge of the Mummy; 48" but the biggest drop is 25 ft; it's just the launch that makes the drops big.

Example 4: RNRC; 48" but it goes 60 mph in launch and in the dark and upside down 3 times. Hulk launches at 40 mph and goes upside down only 4 times more but gets a 54" height limit.

Example 5: Buzz Lightyear shoot em' up gets no height limit. MIB which is quite similar and only has a few spins and a "scary" ending gets a 42".

The only Universal ride I'd argue needs a bigger height limit is Dudley Do Right which deserves a 52" height limit. Also if Universal made a ride like Test Track; it would get 46". And Mission: Space... totally 51".

Are height limits biased to Disney? You decide.

I really wouldn't consider myself a "bad boy" but I feel like I give that impression off.

I do extremely well in school (college), I'm a bit nerdy with stuff like film and pop culture, and I'm just all around silly. Plus, I'm a hopeless romantic.

However... my weekend life is a bit questionable. I guess you could say I "roll" with the party brigade on campus.

So here's the problem, I like to go for the "good girls"... because, at heart, I consider myself a "good guy" but a lot of times the girls I meet are either intimidated by my weekend adventures or completely disgusted.
And it's not like I'm Bluto from Animal House, I just like to go out and party and drink with friends.

So the question is: How do I find a girl who's goal oriented, intellectual, silly, and hopelessly romantic but can be okay with going to a party? Maybe not just okay but actually encourages it and also enjoys it?

I highly suspect this best answer was another of his accounts.
Am I wrong Squirrel? (cough!) Bluto?

That dorg nicked my best answer! Not that I care too much only on principle.
Me thinks its confession time at the Church of Bi-polar Opposition for Aquatic Rodents, me smelt a tree rat.
Back with link sorry!
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ah_rrztMIB3DXcdMAw6nPznty6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20080205131909AAMwDcD&show=7#profile-info-LCvrP9Xfaa
Why don't I believe you squirrelkins? MARG BRING ON THE TORTURE DEVICE! We have squirrels nuts to crush for him. (although he'd probably enjoy that)
Why has the link gone down?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AgFpmy23xsUUnekT7tKbPkjty6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20080205131909AAMwDcD

Don Birnam (Ray Milland) -- "The Lost Weekend" (1945)

Dude (Dean Martin) -- "Rio Bravo" (1959)

Joe and Kirsten Clay (Jack Lemmon and Lee Remick) -- "Days of Wine and Roses" (1962)

John "Bluto" Blutarsky (John Belushi) -- "National Lampoon's Animal House" (1978)

Arthur Bach (Dudley Moore) -- "Arthur" (1981)

Alan Swann (Peter O'Toole) -- "My Favorite Year" (1982)

Frank Galvin (Paul Newman) -- "The Verdict" (1982)

Henry Chinaski (Mickey Rourke) -- "Barfly" (1987)

Alice Green (Meg Ryan) -- "When a Man Loves a Woman" (1994)

Ben Sanderson (Nicolas Cage) -- "Leaving Las Vegas" (1995)

Willie T. Stokes (Billy Bob Thornton) -- "Bad Santa" (2003)

The cartoon was set up to look very similar to black and white mickey mouse cartoons. And this main character was also a mouse. I think the animations were shown on the website only. The backing music tracks were like 20-30's period music. And the character's name was the name of the cartoon. There were several episodes. The story lines included his girlfriend too, and a Bluto like rival. I think the name began with an S and ended with an O, but I could be totally wrong. I know I have not given very much to work with here, but This is driving me insane.

Does anybody remeber the old cartoons of Donald Duck where he had three "nephwes", Huey, duey, and luey? I remeber he had Daisy his girl friend babysit sometimes, but they mostley stayed with him, where did they come from? Where is this "brother" or "sister" The nephwes came from? or where they Daisey's brother or sisters? Also, if Goofey is a dog, (wich I am guessing he is), how come Pluto (mickey mouses dog) can't stand and talk either? Also do you remeber the cartoon Poeype? He had a baby named "sweet pea" whose was that? Every one watched him, and bluto, still tryed to get Olive oil, and poeypye still tryed to date her too, (what a slut) and the baby was seen bounceing back and forth, weird...

Balony! We hide our "he man" mentality by acting childish, fighting, drinking, smoking, using drugs and violence, and playing rough, working stressful and being so "superficial". And we call that "successful and winner men" [Idiots for me]. Men who wants to take life more at ease are considered "unmanly". Even liking arts and music people tend to "question masculinity". [conductor Herbert von Karajan would had laughed at that one]. No wonder we aged and die prematurely. And even women likes their men look like "Tony Montana or Popeye's Bluto]. And then they complain of "domestic violence".
P.D.: Don't know who von Karajan was? See wikipedia, please.
No scientist women? Ever heard of Marie Curie and Lina Meitner? Curie discovered radioactivity. And Meitner gave the mathematical formula that led to nuclear reaction and the atomic bomb, which she regretted.
Correction: Lisa Meitner, not "Lina".

"A True Animal Reunion"

Many years have passed since Delta House had one of the crazziest years in Faber College history. They were known as the worst faternities on campus.

But they along with their biggest enemies have returned home for a college reunion. And, Faber college is about to be torn down (havent decided why exactely yet).

Many old friends and enemies will reunite and put bad feelings aside to celebrate and have fun. But each of them feel a connection to the college and decide (not sure yet why) that tearing down the college isnt right.

In Delta house fashion friends and enemies will join forces to stop it.

People have said No way without John Belushi.

well no new casting will happen. If a actor-actress has died their charector is dead.

the opening scene is of Hoover visiting Bluto's grave, and wanting him at the reunion so bad, he steels the head stone.

this is a literature paper i have to do and i kinda need help!
and i dont even know what an [adversary] is!!

ok name the adversary of the given fictional characters:

1. Lex Luthor - - - - - - - - superman? { i guessed!}
2. Dr. No
3. Wile E. Coyote
4. Elmer Fudd
5. Snidely Whiplash
6. Captain Hook - - - - - - Peter Pan?
7. Darth Wader
8. The Penguin
9. The wicked witch of the east
10. Brutus (bluto)
11. Ming the Merciless
12. Flattop
13. Sheriff of Nottingham
14. Wo Fat
15. Rattop
16. Sylvester Cat
17. Dr. Silvana
18. Professor Moriarty
19. The Harlequin
20. Boris Badenov

i neeed ur help! im reallly confused on what to do!
thank ya!

You guys probably already saw them but oh well

"Over the years, Dida has shown himself to be a very professional and sporting athlete, who even got back up after he was hit by a firework.” - Ancelotti on Dida

"I have an orgasm when I score a beautiful goal" - Afonso Alves on a goal

“My dear, my penis is a mountain" - Tony Henry after his mistake during the Croatian anthem at Wembley

“I’ll do Beckham by Christmas.” - Lindsey Lohan on Beckham

"Eddie Johnson reminds me of Eusebio" - Maradona on the American striker haha

“I don’t think any of the Croatian team would get into our team.” - Micheal Owen on their defeat to Croatia

“I will be beautiful again in four or five days.” - arrogant C Ronaldo after the Vucinic incident

“Despite the global warming, England is still not warm enough for him.” - Wenger on Reyes

“It is more than a football match now. It’s Clark Kent versus Lex Luthor, Popeye against Bluto. It’s good over evil.” - Chick Young on Scotland vs Italy
feel free to add your own
Well Frihah i have no idea!!

Or did he kill them back stage after the filming was over?

Most early cartoon characters have had continual enemies.

Popeye had the Sea Hag and Bluto.

Felix had The Professor and Master Cylinder.

Bugs had less dangerous enemies, but he had more: Yosemite Sam, the Gremlin, Marvin the Martian, Elmer Fudd, etc.

Rocky & Bullwinkle had Boris & Natasha.

All of these enemies became famous

Granted, Mickey was banned by the Nazi, Italian Fascists, and is not considered Kosher by some Islamic leaders, but none of his cartoon enemies came back on a regular basis.

Your thoughts on this important issue, and name your favorite cartoon enemies....ten points for showing appreciation of this aspect of culture...! Thanks!
chris h: We cats don't discriminate. But everybody knows that mice are vermin, and that they were put on the earth for us cats to drag into the house and play with in front of our owners when they're having visitors. Not prejudice; just fact. Meow.

a few days ago I created two accounts:

1- pope bizzaro bluto- which got deleted.

2- and imam bluto -which I think also got deleted.

these two accounts responded in insanely fundie ways as a christian and a muslim.

its kind of sad that in one day (five topics) 3/5 of the christian questions (basically along the lines of "convert or god will kill you and eat your bone marrow") and 2/5 of the muslim questions (basically "I will bomb your cities you infidels") got starrs.

are there really that many sick people out there like this?

thats crazy.

Two skaters, both of mass 75 kg, are on skates on a frictionless ice pond. One skater throws a
0.3-kg ball at 5 m/s to his friend, who catches it and throws it back at 5 m/s. When the first skater has caught the returned ball, what is the velocity of each of the two skaters?
2 . Popeye, of mass 70 kg, has just downed a can of spinach. He accelerates quickly and stops Bluto, of mass 700 kg (Bluto is very dense), who is charging in at 10 m/s. What was Popeye’s speed?

plzz help me .. i wanna study .. iam trying ...bt i cant do it .. plzz help me anyone

In case you aren't aware, yes, I am a Christian man.

Oh...I see. You have never heard anyone make such claims, right? Apparently, Bluto Blutarsky thinks that Christians are below average in intelligence. See the following question, and scroll down to Bluto's response:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AsKMptvaedcR.LrIQ_L8CgLd7BR.;_ylv=3?qid=20091228115750AA21hpV

It just pisses me off that people think this way. I am just repelled by ignorance.

How do you feel about it?

Find Part I of the Gospel of Popeye here:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Aua4t5XYMyF7dohbumiDpXzsy6IX?qid=1006051226695

Popeye is God as it is documented that he said "I Am What I Am" and the prophecy of the coming messiah is also fulfilled: A child born to a virgin. Olive Oil was a virgin, every knows of Extra Virgin Olive Oil who gave birth to Sweet Pea. Bluto is obviously Satan, no explaination needed here. Mr. Wimpie was a prophet. "I will gladly pay you tomorrow for a hamburger today" obviously symbolizes sacrificing today for reward in the future; the kingdom of God. Spinach can = Holy Grail, need I go on?

Faber College has one frat house so disreputable it will take anyone. It has a second one full of white, anglo-saxon, rich young men who are so sanctimonious no one can stand them except Dean Wormer. The dean enlists the help of the second frat to get the boys of Delta House off campus. This film gives high-jinks and fooling around a bad name. P The dean's plan comes into play just before the homecoming parade to end all parades for all time

John Belushi .... John 'Bluto' Blutarsky
Tim Matheson .... Eric 'Otter' Stratton
John Vernon .... Dean Vernon Wormer
Verna Bloom .... Marion Wormer
Peter Riegert .... Donald 'Boon' Schoenstein