Can you create an amusing or entertaining story with this cast of fantasy characters?
Perhaps a dating service spoof or a love story or not,,whatever!!
Bugs Bunny
Humpty Dumpty
Pillsbury Dough Boy
Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
The Geico Gecko
Miss Piggie
Betty Boop
Olive Oyl (oil?)
Pebbles Flintstone
If you like you can add others!!
Then bugs Bunny Shouted
"Humpty Dumpty
Pillsbury Dough Boy
Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
The Geico Gecko
Miss Piggie
Betty Boop
Olive Oyl (oil?)
Pebbles Flintstone"
To which i replied
"k"
It really bugs Bunny each time she does the humpty dumpty of the intimate affair quickly followed by the breakup before even the third date. The last man was small and effeminate like the Pillsbury Dough Boy, but Bunny loved his baking so much she was afraid that they’d both turn into a version of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. The one she dated before him reminded her of the Geico Gecko because he was so slick and he kept licking his eyeballs, too. She thought she’d miss Piggie dates where she could be sexy like Betty Boop and clingy like Olive Oyl but she knew she didn’t have the energy of a Pebbles Flintstone or the sense of Marge Simpson. And she was right.
This sucks! Just give me the 2 pts. and give it its last rites.
C. :)!!
FANTASYLAND
Our story begins at the home of the fair MISS PIGGIE. BUGS BUNNY had just told her he loves her. She said, “Get over it, Bugs! Moi shall never love again.” She further explained, “Since Kermit the Frog dumped moi, I’ve given up on inter-species relationships.”
“Tell you what, Bugs,” said Miss Piggie. “I am friends with the Energizer Bunny. How about if I fix you up on a blind date?” Bugs protested, “But isn’t the Energizer Bunny a guy?” Miss Piggie answered, “Well, sure, technically, but since he never leaves home without that bright pink bunny suit, I’m pretty sure he’s gay!”
“Well, what makes you think I am?” asked Bugs. “C’mon, Bugs,” replied Miss Piggie. “I’ve seen that love/hate relationship you have with Elmer Fudd—and here you are trying to date moi!! Obviously, you go both ways!!” Bugs responded, “No flies on you!! I thought Sherlock Holmes was the only one with that much deductive reasoning.” Miss Piggie joked, “Well, just because I’m a blonde, it doesn’t mean, I’m a dumb blonde!! Now, some advice ….. When you show up for that date with ‘Energizer,’ be sure to take lots of batteries. That way, he keeps going, and going, and……”
Next, we drop in at the apartment shared by HUMPTY DUMPTY, PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY and STAY PUFT MARSHMALLOW MAN. They have been hoping to break into show business with their singing and dancing act. Dough Boy said, “We need a name for our act, so we sound professional.” Stay Puft suggested, “How about ‘The Fat Boys’?” Humpty answered, “Nah, I’m pretty sure that one’s already taken. What about ‘Large and in Charge’?” Dough Boy and Stay Puft agreed, “Yeah! That’s what we’re talkin’ about!!”
Meanwhile, BETTY BOOP is busy packing for her annual trip to Paris, France, to bathe in the renewing waters of ‘La Fountain de Youth.’ Betty thought to herself, “It’s sooooo hard to look eternally young, when you consider I first appeared in films in the 1930’s.” She looked at her naked body in her full-length mirror. “Hmmmm!! Boop-oop-a-doop!! Breasts still perky!! Oops! What are these vericose veins doing in my legs? Those will never do, with my skirts as short as they are–better wear opaque tights!!”
The Flintstones, Wilma and Fred, were also planning a trip–to Rock Vegas in this case. They were interviewing potential babysitters to stay with their daughter, PEBBLES FLINTSTONE. Miss OLIVE OYL had come highly recommended by their friends, the Rubbles. Miss Oyl (Oil?) had stayed with their son, Bamm-Bamm. The Flintstones and the Rubbles lived in caves in the “Bedrock” area of Fantasyland. Bedrock dwellers enjoyed "primitive" versions of modern conveniences such as telephones, automobiles and washing machines. Olive assured them she knew all about children because, before she became a professional babysitter, she was a former school teacher. Fred said, “Yabba Dabba Doo! We’re hiring you!!”
Humpty Dumpty was employed as the Fantasyland town greeter, while he was waiting for his break in show business. (Hey!! Somebody had to pay the rent!) His job was to sit upon the town wall and greet passersby. Unfortunately, he tended to be accident prone in that he had a bad habit of sitting too close to the edge. He would often have great falls breaking into a gazillion pieces. It was no small undertaking to put Humpty Dumpty together again. It took all the King’s Horses and all the King’s men to put Humpty together again. His insurance agent, THE GEICO GECKO, warned him to be more careful because next time, they might not be able to put him back together.
Alas, our story ends on a sad note!! Humpty Dumpty did indeed have another great fall, and as Murphy’s Law would have it, all the King’s horses and all the king’s men could not put poor Humpty back together again, so they all had scrambled eggs for breakfast!!