Bluto Blutarsky’s Stupid Theist tricks.?
what are your favorite and most entertaining theist questions or statements?
(no connection with david letterman's stupid pet tricks)
BTW- this is the board's decision not mine-
keep checking back at near the expiration time of question I will pick the one with the most thumbs up- that is still a legit answer (theists can't sabotage the democracy)
Bluto, are you going to follow up with Stupid Atheist Tricks?
There are enough of them to compile several tomes.
I’ll start you off: "If God is good, why do babies die?"
Now, that’s the spirit!
C. :)!!
"Hey athiests (sic), does misery love company?"
Does the Bible make you feel inadequte ?
“There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
You longed for….. youth, when in Egypt your buttocks were caressed and your young breasts fondled. “ (Holy Bible - Ezekiel 23:20-21)
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Any that start with "If you athiests [sic] is [sic] so smart, then …."
"I see proof of God’s existence because [insert random completely coincidental and subjective experience/anecdote here]. I believe because I KNOW!! Oh, and the bible says so too, so it must be true because the bible says that the bible is true! You have to have faith!"
The funniest, yet over asked, is "if humans came from monkeys, than why are there still monkeys" or any other spin off…I laugh so hard….except when people are SERIOUSLY asking it….
Uhh…but nothing else, really…just annoying things.
"Just look around you"
"Be Christian to be happy"
"Jesus loves you, sorry he’s going to have you tortured"
If (insert word here) came from (insert word here) then why are there still (insert word here)?
Makes me laugh every time!!
Utilizing the Trinity of non-answers (free will, Original sin, Satan did it).
Claiming that there is no evidence for evolution.
Lumping atheism, evolution, and the BIg Bang together.
Attacking Darwin’s character.
Asserting that Jesus’s life, the bible, and God are all "the truth". That they "know" them, and that they are facts.
Claiming that they are humble and moral by default.
Separating themselves, as "true" Christians, from anyone being attacked or that they disagree with.
Claiming that atheism is a religion pursued with as much zeal as religious belief.
Admitting that the only reason they bother to be decent, functional human beings is because they believe in the Omni-incompetent One.
Saying that events that are unlikely to occur, but have, are proof of God,
Pretending that vague prophecies has been fulfilled and claiming the end is near.
Saying that anyone that disagrees with them is going to hell.
Using scripture to support their own prejudices.
And so on.
I know there is a god beacuse i can always find a parking place…
hmmm that would have nothing to do with the acres of blacktop surrounding the place you wish to go would it?
Nope!
As a Christian I am ashamed to admit that I agree with you concerning the stupidity of the answers you have cited. I would love to say that you made them up, but sadly I know from experience that you didn’t (I have probably used several of them on occasion). Have you ever wrestled with the questions that C.S. Lewis puts forward in "Mere Christianity"? If you are looking for an articulate defense of Christian belief you may want to start there. If however you are looking for a good chuckle than maybe this is the place to be.
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